Cthulhu Facts...

1. There is no chin under Cthulhu's beard, it's another tentacle.
2. If you have five dollars and Cthulhu has five dollars, Cthulhu has more money than you.
3. There is no 'ctrl' button on Cthulhu's computer. Cthulhu is always in control.
4. Apple pays Cthulhu 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
5. Cthulhu can sneeze with his eyes open.
6. Cthulhu can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
7. Cthulhu is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
8. Cthulhu destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
9. Cthulhu can kill two stones with one bird.